Bargaining Champs Pillows

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"How soon will this be a remnant

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

House sale.

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Looks like I do dishes again.

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Member of two trade unions

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"How much if I pedal?"

'He absolutely demanded a deal. But I was able to satisfy him by doubling the price and then cutting it in half.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

Vicar overcharged at butchers, but too embarrassed to complain

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment.. so it kind of evens out."

Some make better deals than others.