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Bargaining Champs Prints
Decorate their space with eye-catching prints that highlight their bargaining talent. Perfect for a home or office, these witty designs add personality and humor to any room.
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.
Do you want to win the game or my business?
"How soon will this be a remnant
"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."
'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'
"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"
"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."
"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."
"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."
"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"
House sale.
"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."
'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'
"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."
"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"
How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.
Looks like I do dishes again.
Member of two trade unions
"But it will never get better if you picket"
"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
"How much if I pedal?"
'He absolutely demanded a deal. But I was able to satisfy him by doubling the price and then cutting it in half.'
"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"
'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'
Vicar overcharged at butchers, but too embarrassed to complain
"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"
"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."
Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.
"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"
As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.
"We raised the price but lowered the down payment.. so it kind of evens out."
"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."
Bargaining Champs Prints Collection
Bargaining Champs Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for bargaining champs. Witty and humorous, they're ideal for those who love a good deal and a good laugh over coffee.
Bargaining Champs Pillows
Brighten up their home with pillows celebrating negotiation mastery. Fun, cozy, and full of personality, these make great gifts for bargaining buffs.
Bargaining Champs T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts for bargaining enthusiasts. Witty slogans and stylish designs make these perfect for flaunting negotiation skills with humor.