Bargaining Prints

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

"How much if I pedal?"

Sign says 'False Sense of Security only $5', customer says 'Can I swap you for a fool hardy lack of concern?

Buyers' Market - 'I'll give you 20pence for those' Lady pointing at veg costing ?3.50

"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment.. so it kind of evens out."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'He absolutely demanded a deal. But I was able to satisfy him by doubling the price and then cutting it in half.'

'I wasn't as good as I should have been or as bad as I could have been.'

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

'?15! Do I look like a mug?'

'I'm thinking even up, with my old car's trade-in value.'

'Made in Australia?'

At a Horse Fair.

'They're offering a special deal. If we buy something they'll stop sending catalogs for 3 days.'

"Remember there's no fixed prices here - be ready to haggle!"

'Better act fast. Deals like this don't hang around long.'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

'Any discount for cash?'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Some make better deals than others.

"These guys know how to dicker on price."

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"

"Isn't it a beauty? I just washed it!"

"I'll give you £100. No one's going to want it now that my husband's sat in it."

'I cut a deal. Seven years. Even less if I ever remember to mail in this ‘Get two years off' rebate coupon.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"What do you think? He was asking £250 for the dragon tattoo, but I beat him down to £50."

'Skip the farm - how much for just the ants?'

"Do you take anything off for cash?"

We promise to cut your shopping bill in half!'

"Let's make a deal. . . I won't audit you in exchange for a discount on one of your Warhols."

"What would it take for me to put you in this car today?"