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Business Negotiation Prints
Decorate their office or home with prints that celebrate negotiation finesse. Stylish and humorous, these art pieces are perfect for inspiring confidence and adding personality.
"Better yet, why don't I have my people kick your lying butt?"
Businessmen hiding behind masks.
Book Deal
"So you're offering nothing and I'd like £300,000 why don't we meet in the middle!"
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'
"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."
"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'
"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
'Try and be negative in a positive way.'
'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.
SALE
"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"
Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'
'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'
'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'
'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'
'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...
"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."
"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."
Business Negotiation Prints Collection
Business Negotiation Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs perfect for negotiations and meetings—find one that makes their coffee break a little more fun!
Business Negotiation Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their home or office with witty pillows, perfect for relaxing or sparking conversations about negotiations.
Business Negotiation T-Shirts
Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts that celebrate the art of negotiation—great for casual wear or making a statement.