Marital Compromise Champion Pillows

"I'm sorry-I'm not in the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

She - Interpreter - He.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

Counselor.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"Let's be considerate of your wife's opinion and discuss her point that you're an idiot."

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"I resent it when people come into complain about their spouses, especially when one is my husband."

'My marriage is at the stage where we may re-model the kitchen - again!'

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

"I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling with you."

"Honey, am I getting the cauliflower crust pizza, or the pizza crust cauliflower?"

"Can't they compromise a bit and offer something like a candy apple?"

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

"Did you finally come to an agreement with your wife? Or am I opening old wounds?"

"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"

"What should we do today?"

"We agree to agree to disagree...that sounds like we may actually agree on something!"

"Perhaps, in the name of mutual respect, you could call your husband something other than your minion."

'She's sex mad - gets mad if I want it!'