Marital Compromise Champion Pillows

"I'm sorry-I'm not in the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

She - Interpreter - He.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Looks like I do dishes again.

Counselor.

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"I resent it when people come into complain about their spouses, especially when one is my husband."

'My marriage is at the stage where we may re-model the kitchen - again!'

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

"Did you finally come to an agreement with your wife? Or am I opening old wounds?"

"Can't they compromise a bit and offer something like a candy apple?"

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

"What should we do today?"

"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"

"Honey, am I getting the cauliflower crust pizza, or the pizza crust cauliflower?"

"I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling with you."

"We agree to agree to disagree...that sounds like we may actually agree on something!"

'She's sex mad - gets mad if I want it!'

"If this doesn't work, I'm divorcing him!"