Couples Coaching Champion Pillows

Counselor.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Toothbrush Romance

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Duvet nailed to the floor.

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"It's not you-it's me."

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Arouse Me!"

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"I might remind you, John, that 'Lorraine never stops yakking' is not yet grounds for divorce in the state of Ohio."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."