Compromise Expert Gifts

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"What should we do today?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

'Let's meet halfway.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

Walk the dog.

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

Official Support Groups

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

This stuff fixes things at home, why not here?

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

"I propose we meet in the middle."

'Sorry boss, we lost 5-0. What are you eating?'

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."