Compromising Pillows

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Let's meet halfway.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"I propose we meet in the middle."

'We're more or less engaged - he's just waiting for his fiancée to return the ring.'

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'He's never gonna marry me now, Mum.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, for what it's worth,'