Clever Persuader Gifts

"How did I get her to eat them? I told her they were 'Hostess' crab cakes."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Changing Minds

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Debate Club Note

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Cat Trap,

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

". . .and so the Defense rests, based on those facts, to the best of my manipulation."

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

How David Really Won

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

"I'm gonna make this short and to the point."

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.