Clever Persuader Mugs

"How did I get her to eat them? I told her they were 'Hostess' crab cakes."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Changing Minds

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Debate Club Note

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Cat Trap,

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

Bear bends hunter's guns.

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."