Consumer Protection Lawyer Gifts

'What - it's the third time your gun hasn't worked?! Here, take may card - I'm Wayne Poborsky, consumer protection lawyer!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Big oil.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Driving a Lemon.

B.B.C. Watchdog

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

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