Results Day Gifts

"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Bowled over again!

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Political convention

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

An informed voter is a good voter

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Elections

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Beware of Don"