Results Day T-Shirts

"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Political convention

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

The best PE teacher in the World.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

An informed voter is a good voter

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Nobody Upstages Trump!

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'