Restructuring Navigator Gifts

"But if they all take their buyouts, we'll be here all alone."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Are we there yet?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

New Memer/Incumbent

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'