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'Motion Only Short of a 6.0 Earthquake is Necessary to Get a Paper Towel.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

'Take me to your men's room!'

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

Man with typewriter on toilet.

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

'How do I feel? Right now I feel relieved!'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

Hand washer.

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,

Talk about performance anxiety.

"I hate the feeling of a cold toilet seat."

"Now that's impressive."

A hand from a Port-a-John desperately reaching for a roll of toilet paper has it rolls away

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"Any other questions?"

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."