Restroom Worrier T-Shirts

Talk about performance anxiety.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

All dressed up and no place to go

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Closed for cleaning.

"I think the flush is broken."

Hell's Restrooms.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Yin Yang bathrooms.

Hand Drier

'How do I feel? Right now I feel relieved!'

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. But I'm almost at the next level! ... I mean I'm almost done.

Hand washer.

Woman squirts water on a smoker in the toilet.

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"Dude, it's a manual."