Restroom Antics T-Shirts

Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. But I'm almost at the next level! ... I mean I'm almost done.

"I need to tinkle."

"This stool shall pass."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Sudoku toilet paper

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Caveman bathroom

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'This stool softner should do the trick.'