Restroom Reverie T-Shirts

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

All dressed up and no place to go

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

Toilet door. Table for one!

Gents

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Sorry buddy, this one's taken.'

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

Restroom.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Men on modernised moon

Hell's Restrooms.

'Take me to your men's room!'

"Do you mind?"

Express line 15 seconds or less.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

Yin Yang bathrooms.

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Hand Drier

'How do I feel? Right now I feel relieved!'

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

Chinese dragon in the men's room

"Now that's impressive."

Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. But I'm almost at the next level! ... I mean I'm almost done.

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,