Restorationist Pillows

"I told you she'd had some work done."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Fumes from furniture

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Under New Mismanagement

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

You were warned about mixed marriages!

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

Japan-Reconstruction

Painting Mona Lisa.

The Death of Chatterton - After Restoration

Straightening up.