Restoration Specialist Pillows

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

Straightening up.

Under New Mismanagement

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Japan-Reconstruction

Painting Mona Lisa.

The Death of Chatterton - After Restoration

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Statue Restoration.

Dept. of Antiquities

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

"I'm not totally happy with the painting subcontractor."