Restoration Worker Gifts

Statue Restoration.

"I think we should break for lunch."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Diner.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"This is our soft opening."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

American style Greek cafe.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Thermidor Dali

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Timber preservation

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

Cut out and keep your own Chef