Restless Employee Gifts

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"And this is another economic indicator."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

"I miss the old days."

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

"He usually works from home."

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

'Short-timer Syndrome' A cockatiel acts out on his last day at work.

'It just turned tomorrow.'

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."