Restaurant Wanderers Gifts

The Dinner Builiding

Playing Fetch.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Not that net!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'A cheeky red?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

I love Cannelloni

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Toast'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"...And would sir care to kill the rabbit himself?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'Physical or Social Science?'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'