Restaurant Wanderers Prints

The Dinner Builiding

Playing Fetch.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Not that net!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

I love Cannelloni

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Toast'

"...And would sir care to kill the rabbit himself?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'Physical or Social Science?'

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly