Gastronomic Wanderer Gifts

'Sorry, I'm not much for ethnic food.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

I wish I'd had the review.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Tzatzikicicle

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.