Restaurant Riddle Lover Gifts

"We're out of tuna fish, but the kid in table six said you can have a bite of his tuna sandwich."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Can I get a box for this?'

M16 Code-breakers office

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

"Linguini for two?"

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Food inspection results

Three Pigs.

Fast Food Restaurant

Repletion.

"What do you recommend today?"

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'