Respiratory Therapist Gifts

The lungs of a man blowing a balloon.

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

"Your lung capacity is excellent!"

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'You say he needs 'ventilatory support' - are we talking boxers or Y-fronts?'

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Bronchial Clinic

'Puffer fish.'

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

A man steps into a spit in front of the lung disease hospital.

"I'm afraid you have emphysema. Try to avoid sooty chimneys."

How coal creates jobs: Appalachian Black Lung Clinic - Now hiring

"As for the helium treatments. . . things are lookin' up."

Lung disorders

COVID-19 vs Air Pollution

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."