Breath Management Guru Gifts

The Good Breathing Guide

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Have you been working out?'

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'Frank, we need you to come up with an idea who's time has come.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."