Breath Management Guru Gifts

The Good Breathing Guide

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

White flag being waved around bosses door.

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

'Have you been working out?'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'Frank, we need you to come up with an idea who's time has come.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"