Resignation Reflection Gifts

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

37 years in the same position.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"My God! There goes middle management."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

Best Scapegoat

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

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"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'...and please remember, if I HAD a door, it would always be open for you.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

'I don't think I'm getting paid enough either, Osgood - Let's both quit!'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

"I quit."

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."