Research Advocate Gifts

Trump Admin. Cuts Funding For Fetal Research

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Oligarchy

National Everything Awareness Day

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Gun laws US

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Human Rights and the USA

Joe Biden

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.