Academic Advocates Gifts

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Common Core Family Therapy

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

Can't Affordiversity

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I believe teacher is beginning to rub off on me."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

No, when I say this is a teaching hospital, I mean it's completely full of traumatized teachers.

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

Donald Trump Wants To Ruin Bigger and Bigger Things

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

The Texas School Book Depository

Scientists argue about blackboard mathematic equation.

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

Someone should stop the school from taking the webcam photos of the students. The kid's parents are suing the school. Excellent. Which means our taxes will be wasted on lawyers. Someone else should stop them! My sentiments exactly.