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'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

Can't Affordiversity

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I believe teacher is beginning to rub off on me."

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

The Texas School Book Depository

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.