R&r Advocate Gifts

'These are a little harsh. Why don't you take time off for some r and r and rewrite them when you're in a better mood?'

Human Rights and the USA

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Gulliver's other travels.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Supreme Liberty Court

Our Rights

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Don't ask don't tell

Human Rights

Abortion Debate

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

'The BILL OF RIGHTS? Are you trying to make trouble?'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

He'll have to go!

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

If the NRA had its way...

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"Aren't you forgetting my client's human rights, your honour?"

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...