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Trump Admin. Cuts Funding For Fetal Research

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Oligarchy

National Everything Awareness Day

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Gun laws US

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Prostate: 51st State

Joe Biden

Vaccine

Human Rights and the USA

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Sick