Cancer Research Advocate T-Shirts

Cancer research lab workers - 'At least we get a smoke break.'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Sputnik V

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Vaccines vs Variants

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'