Experiment Advocate Gifts

'I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough, but I'm also at that point where chemistry leaves off and physics begins, so I'll have to drop the whole thing.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

AI Safety Officer

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

People and robots

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."