Reputation Analyst Gifts

Huckster, manipulator,philanderer,hero nevertheless

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Off Duty.

U.S. Credit Rating

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Awkward First Dates

Before the riots/after the riots

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

Relationships.

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"I've had you appraised."

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

Recession

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."