Credibility Analyst Gifts

The Anti-Agent

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Off Duty.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

U.S. Credit Rating

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Aggression/Security

'Wait a minute....!

"I meant the dog!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'