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Huckster, manipulator,philanderer,hero nevertheless

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Off Duty.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Awkward First Dates

U.S. Credit Rating

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Before the riots/after the riots

Standard And P****d.

Relationships.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

'Wait a minute....!

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

Recession

"I've had you appraised."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."