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Jurassic Country Club.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'We think you should resign.'

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

Snake Blogging,

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

'Lucky for you I just ate. By the way, there's a set of clubs sitting over there, if you're interested.'

"Sorry, but I don't hiss on a first date."

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'