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'nothing to worry about. According to this book of reptiles the snake is non-poisonous.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Snake Eyes

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Danth battle?

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Maternity ward.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."