Reptilian Rough Patch Navigator Gifts

Jurassic Country Club.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"You've got a friend in me."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

Snake Blogging,

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

'We think you should resign.'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

'Lucky for you I just ate. By the way, there's a set of clubs sitting over there, if you're interested.'

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'