Representation Pillows

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Just be yourself."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

Primitive magician

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Blue sky thinking

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Pre-Minstrel Tension

1,572 Performances.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ta Da!...

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?