Representatives Pillows

"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I love Lawyers

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"You're never home."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Brick Salesman

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"