Representation Gifts

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Just be yourself."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Blue sky thinking

"I, TikTok."

Primitive magician

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'He's maturing early.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

George Michael

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ta Da!...