Cultural Representation Gifts

"We'd like the Washington Redskins to keep their name, but to pay us royalties."

"See...by calling it 'La Familia Super Grande,' I reclaim a negative stereotype, thus rendering it completely harmless."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Summertime.

Justice 4 Ron

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Latinos in the USA

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"So that's Ireland."

Hijab ban in Educational Institutions

"Guys, I don't think that's gonna increase the number of Latinos on TV."

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"Like everyone else around here, my grandparents' native language was broken English."

'Forget about the birds and the bees. Tell me about new names for the Washington Redskins.'

"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

Mixed Race Families.

"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."

"This school has too many immigrants."

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."

Love in The Heights