Cultural References Gifts

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."

'We're the only country where cats refer to this as playing with a ball of string. Everywhere else it's known as football.'

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Housekeeping?!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Planet of the puppies"

"Welcome to the United States."

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'Did we ever have a state funeral for British society?'

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"My kid could buy that."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."