Cultural Insights Gifts

Tourists

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Don't editorialize."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

I love Museum Shops

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The Decline of Europe

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

King Solomon's Pollster.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.