Cultural Insights Gifts

Shoe shinespit shine.

Tourists

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Don't editorialize."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

I love Museum Shops

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The Decline of Europe

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."