Cultural Expert Gifts

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'In America, we only stick up the one.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Benedict Cumberbatch

Easter Island legs

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Now I really hate poetry."

World Tour.

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Witches Discover The Wok

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!