Art Expert Gifts

Gallery Guide

I'm afraid it's a fake

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"Would you like one of our experts to come and tell you what you think of it?"

"His paintings are better than they look."

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.